Tuesday, July 17, 2007

If I Was In the Simpson's Movie......


...................this is what I would look like. Meet Pixie Royale, of Springfield. She takes ballet classes, does genealogy research and practices the ancient art of haiku in between working 7 jobs. Her retirement plans include becoming the neighborhood's crazy cat lady.
Pixie likes long walks on the beach, Paris in spring and slacks that have elastic in the waist. Her favorite saying is "why have one cat when you can have seven?" Although she is not actively seeking a mate, she prefers men that have their own place, their own car and are gainfully employed. Pixie likes a man with a full head of hair on his head....just not on his back, knuckles, toes or growing out of his nose or ears. Other than that, she's not picky.

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